WOULD YOU?

This one is for the ladies!

I like interesting people.  All of my friends, near and far, are interesting people.  When we get together, interesting topics of conversation usually occur.  This past weekend, I got together with some friends, and true to form, the conversation covered some interesting things.

The topic that came up?

“What if your perfect maintenance man was a woman?”

Ok. Ok. Maybe I should have eased into that a little bit.  Some of you are choking on your afternoon coffee, or those M&M’s you got from the vending machine to help fight the 3:00 o’clock sleepies.  So I’ll give you a minute to collect yourself. 

Ready?  Here it is again: “What if your perfect maintenance man was a woman?”

I can hear you all: “Ewwww!!!”  “What has she been smoking?”  “That’s just sick!!”  (I know that’s what you’re doing cause that’s what we did :-D)

Now that you’ve gotten that off your chest, we can have an honest discussion.  Here’s a scenario:

You’ve been approached several times by a woman who has let you know that she finds you very attractive.  She would like to spend some time with you; preferably in bed.  She will do whatever you want and will allow.  There will be no pressure for a relationship or repeat performance.  Eventually you agree, and meet her at a hotel.  You found the experience quite satisfying.  (Ok you admit she was good.) Before you part ways she lets you know how much she enjoyed you, and that she’s available whenever you need.  Afterwards, she doesn’t start bombarding you with calls, or spreading the word the two of you were together.  There’s no discussion of the experience on her facebook page or anywhere else.  She’s all about privacy and discretion.   

Got it!

Would you prefer she was someone not ready to step out of the closet, so you’d know your encounter would be a well kept secret?

Would she need to be someone you know very well, or someone you’re only barely acquainted with?

If she’s a girly girl, would that be too much like being with….well…a woman?

Would she need to be more masculine so that you would feel more like you’re with a guy?   

When you’re with man, you’re a participating lover.  You like to kiss, lick, and taste him.  Would you be a “participator” with a female lover?  Or is the idea of touching or kissing her a little too repulsive?

Would you want to lie there with your eyes closed, fists balled up in the bedspread letting her do what she wants, while you pretend she’s someone else?  An ex-boyfriend maybe?

If you took another woman as a lover, does that make you gay?  Or would it simply mean that you are open to different possibilities for sexual gratification?

According to Sigmund Freud “in general to undertake to convert a fully developed homosexual into a heterosexual does not offer much more prospect of success than the reverse.” (The Psychogenesis of a Case of Homosexuality in a Woman) (1920)

Considering taking that woman up on her offer? Make sure your secret is safe with her!!!